English Bulldog puppy at the sea
my friend gave me this cute little jar full of stars and notes saying what she finds nice about me to read whenever i feel down ☺️
me and my crew at the party judging you
It’s so perfect I want to cry.
Michael: Girl…. really?
Liz: Now girl you know better…..
Oprah: This bitch just tried it.
Oprah’s face is icon worthy.
Did you whittle your own penis?
— Jason Mantzoukas, to Dalton Wilcox, cowboy poet laureate of the West, on the instant classic episode #300 of Comedy Bang Bang, which was unbelievable. (via shmemson)
I’ll be ok. I just need time to be sad.
— 10 word story (via lettersstrungtogether7)